Am I That Visibly Fat?

I was dumbfounded at a family gathering when The Man's cousin touched my hips and commented that I should lose some, before my second pregnancy.
Another reason why I hate family gathering.

I decided to list down the people who have told me that I am fat:
Ida: Once, Sob commented something on me in a positive way, I was so sure it was the way I combed my hair, and she bluntly laughed it off and said I was fat. Fat is exactly the word she used. She also made remark on all the clothes I wore practically every day.
Baie: He now called me by the name Sponge Bob.He dashed in the room and shrieked, "Mana Sponge Bob?" whenever I was not there.
The Man's Cousin, Ayu, who Did My Wrought Iron Gate and Messed the Color: Brilliantly gave me the ideas to lose some weight before pregnancy. Err. She was also the same girl who commented how fat I when Azeuchry was inside my womb. Can't blame her though. She is an Olive Oil, the Popeye's Girlfriend.
Alang: Who else would pinch my cheeck but her everytime we come home?
Raymond: He kindly didn't say it in front of me, but in front of Ida who made it the joke of the week.
Bakar and the bunch of guys from Bin Power: They thought I was pregnant and kindly said congratulations. Blluuhhh

There are also people who never said that I am fat:
Of course The Man: He however supported me everytime I announced that I am to go on diet.
Alfifa: She realized that I gained weight but never said it out loud. She even encouraged me to go on diet just after I mentioned it.
Syima: A good friend never said it out loud. She is just the one.
Yan: Went down to JB to see her but she didn't say a word. Perhaps because she is, too. *Sigh*

I fumbled upon what Ayu said and ate the Indomie Goreng The Man just made. Slurpp... and now is 11:00 p.m.


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