Cerita Kacang

This is the Great Kiddo’s favorite bed-time story.
Is all about getting him, and the parents aware of the fact that he is G6PD.
Plus, getting him aware of the purpose of kacang and their inspirations, to be consumed and become taik.


THERE IS A PACKET OF KACANG INSIDE THE SHOP.
THEY ARE KACANG PARANG, KACANG TANAH, KACANG HIJAU, KACANG BOTAK (ETC)
ONE DAY AZAM ZIKRY WALKED IN AND BOUGHT THE PACKET OF KACANG.
ALL KACANG WERE HAPPY BECAUSE SOMEBODY WILL FINALLY EAT THEM.
WHEN SUDDENLY KACANG PARANG REMEMBERS THAT HE IS DANGEROUS TO AZAM ZIKRY.
SO HE SHOUTS. AZAM ZIKRY DON'T EAT ME.
BUT HE IS SO TINY, AZAM ZIKRY CAN'T HEAR HIM.
SO HE ASKED THE OTHER KACANG TO SHOUT TOGETHER.
BUT OTHER KACANG SAID, IF YOU TELL AZAM ZIKRY, YOU WON'T BE EATEN AND LEFT ALONE HERE.
KACANG PARANG SAID, NEVER MIND AS LONG AS AZAM ZIKRY IS SAFE.
SO THEY SHOUT TOGETHER, 'AZAM ZIKRY DON'T EAT KACANG PARANG, HE IS DANGEROUS BECAUSE YOU ARE A G6PD BOY'.
AZAM ZIKRY HEARD AND SAID, THANK YOU.
SO AZAM ZIKRY EAT THE KACANG TANAH, KACANG HIJAU, BLA BLA.
KACANG PARANG IS LEFT ON THE TABLE, FEELING HAPPY.
SUDDENLY DADDY CAME IN AND SAID, HEY BOY MAY I EAT THE LEFT OVER KACANG PARANG?
SURE DADDY, KACANG PARANG IS DANGEROUS TO ME AS WELL AS NILA, SALICYLIC ACID AND UBAT GEGAT.
SO DADDY EAT THE KACANG PARANG AND FINALLY KACANG PARANG IS HAPPY BECAUSE HE'LL BE SHIT AS THE OTHER FRIENDS.
THE END.